Halloween is TWO days away, and like all fellow procrastinators, I'm either going to be a ghost or a kitty. But for those of you who are still looking for ideas, here are a few truly scary costume ideas.
Unoriginal Fashion Blogger
Plaid blanket scarf // fur vest // Hunter rainboots // Double pearl earrings // leopard purse // pink lipstick
What's scarier than blindly following tired trends and looking like everyone else? Here are some of the most over-played items in the fashion blogging world, in my opinion. You can top off your costume with some key catchphrases like, "deets on the blog!", "#freshblooms" or "#blessed."
The Culturally Insensitive
Since Halloween is already the home of many culturally insensitive get-ups, why not go full-throttle? Toss on what one clothing store names the "gypsy queen" romper, add a "ghetto fab" wig (from Walmart), and accessorize with a headdress and bindi.
The "You Can't Arrest Me"
If you have a handsome Halloween date to match, there's no easier costume than the "You can't sue me." Featuring an extra sense of entitlement, and a fluorescently pastel pair of shorts. The best way to pick the color combo is to walk into a Brooks Brothers and touch two items while covering your eyes.